Posts Tagged ‘Captain Phillips

02
Mar
14

If GRAVITY wins Oscar for Best Picture, my eyeballs will roll in outer space.

This year there were numerous brilliant films. Gravity was not one of them. Sure the visual effects were incredible and groundbreaking, and it is certainly worthy of an Oscar for them. However, was it a “Best Picture?” Hell no. Was Sandra Bullock great in it? Hell yes. But the dialogue, and the far-fetched back story, mother losing child in space thing, well…I was bored out of my mind, and felt robbed of my $13.50 when I left the theatre…so this little thief snuck into The Book Thief afterwards, and that was a better film, and story.

In my humble opinion, a Best Picture should be about the story. Yeah, yeah, we all got to experience imagining being alone in outer space…but they dropped the ball with character development and story line, and dialogue. The ball just floated around without gravity.

This year it is extremely difficult to pick a Best Picture. Between Dallas Buyers Club, American Hustle, Nebraska, 12 Years a Slave, and Captain Phillips, how can you choose? What do 4 out of 5 of them have in common? They are all based on true stories. I prefer reading non-fiction as well. When it really happens, I just think it’s cooler. (And I didn’t manage to see Philomena, also based on a true story, but I hear it is wonderful. But guessing it is not a contender for political reasons.)

And although Wolf of Wall Street was also based on a true story, it belongs in Best Picture as much as Gravity…and Her for that matter. Her was very creative, Joaquin was amazing. and it made me think, for sure, about relationships. But I believe The Butler, should have been in there. And I don’t understand why it was omitted. It was epic. I cried my eyes out. The cast was strong. Forest Whitaker was snubbed for Best Actor. And I could watch it again.

A Best Picture, for me, is one you can watch once a year and just go, “Wow!” every time.  Like Forrest Gump.

So, let’s start with front runner, 12 Years A Slave. The film was hard to watch. I actually had to cover my eyes at times. (as much as I did seeing the high wasted pants in Her.) Brutal.  It was gripping. The cinematography was gorgeous. The story was mind-wrenching.  I left angry and sad. I cried in the parking lot. It was a story in history that needed to be told, in form of a film. (Since most Americans don’t read enough…including me.) It needed to be graphic to be effective. Most of the acting was superb. But not all. And once was enough for me. So, although I think it may get Best Picture, because Brad Pitt produced it, and has many relationships for votes…it didn’t get mine.

Dallas Buyers Club is certainly worthy of a Best Picture. Mathew McConaughey will most likely win Best Actor. It was his role of a lifetime. Jared Leto should win Best Supporting Actor. And as Best Screenplay it is a contender. And if Captain Phillips and American Hustle were not in the running, it would get my vote.

Yes, I am torn between Captain Phillips and American Hustle. To me, I left the theatre with that Wow Factor. I could buy these films, and watch every year.  I’m actually surprised that Tom Hanks was not nominated for Best Actor. And although Barkhad Abdi was superb, I don’t think he will win for Best Supporting Actor.

Superstar Cast. No weak links. Clever, fun movie.

The Superstar Cast. No weak links. Clever, fun movie.

So let’s move on to Best Actor in a Supporting Role

Every single nomination is worthy on that list. But for me, Jared Leto stands above the rest.

Yikes

Yikes

But who lost more weight?!

Double Yikes

Double Yikes

Best Supporting Actress Role. Very tough category.

Forget Julia, the film sucked. Sally Hawkins was good…Jennifer Lawrence is on fire on the screen, and in Hollywood right now. She has an amazing long term future, and will rack up several Oscars in her lifetime. But I have to say, June Squibb and Lupita Nyong’o get a tie with me. But only one can win. So, I think Lupita or Jennifer will get it. (And she deserves it, too.)

Best Actor? They all deserve to win…with the exception of Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, I know he’s been robbed before, but that’s no reason to nominated him for a way over the top film that could have been much better, without the cheap, gratuitous approach.

Christian Bale was fucking brilliant. Bruce Dern was superb. I wouldn’t mind seeing him win. Chiwetel was powerful, and Matthew McConaughey went above and beyond for his role.  He’s going to win, but Christian Bale gets my vote. (And Tom Hanks would have taken it, if he was even nominated.)

Best Actress?

Meryl and Sandra, I love you…but the films? Eh Shmeh. Emma Thompson got robbed. Judi Dench, didn’t see it yet, but you have a shitload of nominations, and one Oscar win, and you are probably not popular enough this year. Amy was great. And although Blue Jasmine was an okay film…Cate Blanchett was the film. A film that could have been much better, based on the scenario. Thus, forget screenplay win. But Cate has my vote, and I think she will win. If Sandra wins, it will be strictly political, not that there was anything wrong with her performance. If Amy wins, I won’t be surprised.

And now for Best Screenplay. Another toughy. To be able to translate a long book into a tiny movie with only 90-120 minutes to effectively relay a story…that takes skill! (I know. I am working on the screenplay for my book, Who the F**K is Linda Chorney, besides being a wanna be movie critic?)

Best Screenplay:

Another toughy, although Blue Jasmine is out in my book. disappointed in Woody on the dialogue. Thought it was forced and contrived. Her, pretty weird, pretty good, but American Hustle, Nebraska, and Dallas Buyers Club are all top-notch. Who will win? American Hustle. Who would I pick? I don’t know. Have the Oscars ever had ties?

Best Director?

Another toughy. Forget Wall St and Gravity. Although American Hustle would get my vote, I think 12 Years a Slave will win.

Best Editing?

Toughy….but definetely not Gravity. That editor should be fired…or maybe commended for doing his best with tons of footage without content. I would pick Captain Phillips. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. But maybe American Hustle will win.

Best Documentary?

I ony saw 20 Feet from Stardom, which was very good, and near and dear to my heart and career, (lead cast member, Lisa Fischer is my friend), but I’ve seen documentaries that stop me in my tracks…so although I am rooting for 20 Feet, I am sure one of the other four is stronger. But 20 Feet might just win, because of the relationships in the music world. But I could be off base. But I predict The Square, just from seeing a few brief clips! I must see that film.

Star of 20 Feet From Stardom, and me, 20 thousand light years from Stardom

Star of 20 Feet From Stardom, Lisa Fischer –  and me, 20 thousand light years from Stardom

Best Foreign Film. I’m embarrassed to say that I have not seen any of them, yet, and they are always superb. Usually anything about the Holocaust wins. So since it doesn’t look like any of them are about that, I’ll go with whatever Palestine did…Omar.

Best Costume Design?

I’ll go with 12 Years A Slave, but I loved the costumes in American Hustle!

Best Original Score?  Whatever it is…it’s fixed by the labels. I’m guessing John Williams has enough…Gravity will win. Nebraska should have been nominated..and win.

Best Special Effects?

GRAVITY. Totally worthy of this award. But if it wins best picture…refer to the title of my blog. And it should also win any sound stuff.

In summary, I have to admit that I always get excited about watching the Oscars! Really. Excited. And I never get excited about watching the Grammys. The Grammy Telecast seems like an ametuer act compared to the Oscars, which are always a class act. And I LOVE the fashion! Nominees in the Oscars are usually very worthy. Grammys? Not so much. But both are politically driven. Let’s hope some of my picks win!

IN SUMMARY: (And remember, it is a huge honor just to be nominated..(tee hee)…it was almost impossible for me to choose the very best ones this year.

LINDA’S PICK                                                                              LINDA’S PREDICTIONS

Best Picture: Captain Phillips & American Hustle       12 Years A Slave

Best Actor: Christian Bale…okay..and Matthew           Matthew McConaughey

Best Actress: Cate Blanchett                                                 Cate Blanchett

Best Supporting Actress:  Lupita & Squibb                    Jennifer Lawrence

Best Supporting Actor: Jared Leto                                     Jared Leto

Best Director: American Hustle                                           12 Years A Slave

Best Editing: Captain Phillips                                               Captain Phillips

Best Screenplay: American Hustle                                      American Hustle

Best Original Score, whatever

Best Costume: American Hustle                                        12 Years A Slave..or maybe American Hustle (I’m not betting, so I can pick 2)

Best Documentary: 20 Feet From Stardom                  The Square

Best Foreign Film: Omar                                                        Omar

Best Visual Effects/Sound: Gravity                                   Gravity

What are your picks?!!!

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16
Feb
14

12 Years A Slave – Forget Movie & Dinner

12 Years A Slave is so heart wrenching, powerful, devastating, brutal, and sad, that I was nauseous leaving the theatre, yesterday. Forget the plan Movie & Dinner if you see 12 Years A Slave. Because of the subject matter, this is a film I had to “psych myself up” to see, just like any film about The Holocaust, also guaranteed for loss of appetite if you have a heart. But I wanted to see it, especially after all of the nominations it received. The story is mind-boggling.

Chiwetel Ejiofor

My day began with a nice hike on Mount Lemmon. in Tucson. While I was scrambling around within a popular stop with the best view, Windy Point, I found some graffiti on a rock. Some ignorant asshole had written, “Niggah” accompanied with a drawing. I stared at it and shook my head. Really? 2014? Really? Really. I was sad and offended. (I was also disgusted with all of the cigarette butts and a few beer bottles I found.) I could just imaging any kid of any color seeing it, but especially, obviously a black child…or adult. I thought about taking a picture of it, but I prefer not to spread that kind of ugliness. However, I am going to reach out to Tucson Parks and Rec, tomorrow, to see if they will remove it asap. I’ll show them where it is, and help with the removal of such hatred. (And I bet it was written by the same person that left the butts and beer bottle. – I carried out the beer bottle.)

It was quite the coincidence to find this right before seeing 12 Years A Slave. I am disgusted that this sort of bigotry still exists. And although it was very hard to watch, I understand why this film had to be so graphic. Candy coating history is not effective.

The adaptation from a book, to a screenplay and movie, was very well done. As a self-proclaimed film critic, some of the acting is superb, some…not so great. For me, the many nominations are worthy. Certainly a ringer for Best Adapted Screenplay. And although the story is remarkable, I think there were better films for Best Picture.

I cannot recall an Oscar year that has had so many outstanding films. American Hustle, Dallas Buyers Club, and Captain Phillips are my favorites so far, but I have yet to see all contenders. (My homework for this week!)

Before seeing Captain Phillips, American Hustle was my front-runner. I will buy it to watch over and over again throughout the years. It is smart, sexy, unpredictable, and killer cast. But I was on the edge of my seat watching Captain Phillips…(I was under my seat, with my hands over my eyes, watching 12 Years A Slave.) And I was fuming after learning the story of Dallas Buyers Club.

From the films I’ve seen, Best Actor is going to be a tough call between Christian Bale, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Matthew McConaughey, and Tom Hanks. Actually, Tom Hanks should be disqualified, because he, like Meryl Streep, are in a league all their own. They are too good, and it’s unfair.

CAPTAIN PHILLIPS

Below is the list of Best Pictures. And personally, Gravity and Wolf of Wall Street do not belong there. Yeah, yeah, amazing special effects in Gravity, Sandra was wonderful, but the dialogue and story bored the shit out of me. And I think Wolf of Wall Street could have been much better, far less far-fetched…less over the top. Sure it was entertaining, but no way worthy of a Best Picture Slot. I think Saving Mr. Banks was robbed. Yes, a bit cornball, but I bawled my eyes out and didn’t want it to end. (Even though Disney is a prick.) And I don’t understand why The Butler, Forest Whitaker and Oprah Winfrey were snubbed so badly? That was another tear jerker. I actually didn’t cry in 12 Years A Slave, until after I left the theatre. I think I was too enraged and disgusted with some of the human race. At one point in the movie I was hoping the slaves would kill a couple of the masters, just like I root for the bull to win in Spain. Fucking Bullies. Is that how we got the expression? Hmm.

Best Picture
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
Her
Nebraska
Philomena
12 Years a Slave
The Wolf of Wall Street

This week I will have more opinions after seeing, Her, Philomena, Nebraska, and Blue Jasmine…and hopefully scrubbing a rock with Tucson Parks and Rec. Bigots suck.

16
Feb
14

12 Years A Slave. Forget movie & dinner.

12 Years A Slave is so heart wrenching, powerful, devastating, brutal, and sad, that I was nauseous leaving the theatre, yesterday. Forget the plan Movie & Dinner if you see 12 Years A Slave. Because of the subject matter, this is a film I had to “psych myself up” to see, just like any film about The Holocaust, also guaranteed for loss of appetite if you have a heart. But I wanted to see it, especially after all of the nominations it received. The story is mind-boggling.

Chiwetel Ejiofor

Chiwetel Ejiofor

My day began with a nice hike on Mount Lemmon. in Tucson. While I was scrambling around within a popular stop with the best view, Windy Point, I found some graffiti on a rock. Some ignorant asshole had written, “Niggah” accompanied with a drawing. I stared at it and shook my head. Really? 2014? Really? Really. I was sad and offended. (I was also disgusted with all of the cigarette butts and a few beer bottles I found.) I could just imaging any kid of any color seeing it, but especially, obviously a black child…or adult. I thought about taking a picture of it, but I prefer not to spread that kind of ugliness. However, I am going to reach out to Tucson Parks and Rec, tomorrow, to see if they will remove it asap. I’ll show them where it is, and help with the removal of such hatred. (And I bet it was written by the same person that left the butts and beer bottle. – I carried out the beer bottle.)

It was quite the coincidence to find this right before seeing 12 Years A Slave. I am disgusted that this sort of bigotry still exists. And although it was very hard to watch, I understand why this film had to be so graphic. Candy coating history is not effective.

The adaptation from a book, to a screenplay and movie, was very well done. As a self-proclaimed film critic, some of the acting is superb, some…not so great. For me, the many nominations are worthy. Certainly a ringer for Best Adapted Screenplay. And although the story is remarkable, I think there were better films for Best Picture.

I cannot recall an Oscar year that has had so many outstanding films. American Hustle, Dallas Buyers Club, and Captain Phillips are my favorites so far, but I have yet to see all contenders. (My homework for this week!)

Before seeing Captain Phillips, American Hustle was my front-runner. I will buy it to watch over and over again throughout the years. It is smart, sexy, unpredictable, and killer cast. But I was on the edge of my seat watching Captain Phillips…(I was under my seat, with my hands over my eyes, watching 12 Years A Slave.) And I was fuming after learning the story of Dallas Buyers Club.

From the films I’ve seen, Best Actor is going to be a tough call between Christian Bale, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Matthew McConaughey, and Tom Hanks. Actually, Tom Hanks should be disqualified, because he, like Meryl Streep, are in a league all their own. They are too good, and it’s unfair.

CAPTAIN PHILLIPS

Below is the list of Best Pictures. And personally, Gravity and Wolf of Wall Street do not belong there. Yeah, yeah, amazing special effects in Gravity, Sandra was wonderful, but the dialogue and story bored the shit out of me. And I think Wolf of Wall Street could have been much better, far less far-fetched…less over the top. Sure it was entertaining, but no way worthy of a Best Picture Slot. I think Saving Mr. Banks was robbed. Yes, a bit cornball, but I bawled my eyes out and didn’t want it to end. (Even though Disney is a prick.) And I don’t understand why The Butler, Forest Whitaker and Oprah Winfrey were snubbed so badly? That was another tear jerker. I actually didn’t cry in 12 Years A Slave, until after I left the theatre. I think I was too enraged and disgusted with some of the human race. At one point in the movie I was hoping the slaves would kill a couple of the masters, just like I root for the bull to win in Spain. Fucking Bullies. Is that how we got the expression? Hmm.

Best Picture
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
Her
Nebraska
Philomena
12 Years a Slave
The Wolf of Wall Street

This week I will have more opinions after seeing, Her, Philomena, Nebraska, and Blue Jasmine…and hopefully scrubbing a rock with Tucson Parks and Rec. Bigots suck.




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