God bless our guns. God bless our freedom. God bless the Second Amendment. Umm, what about Thou shalt not kill?
(Please recite this in a really silly, twangy, accent.) “Well, if it ain’t a gun, it’s gonna be a knife. If it’s not a knife, it’s gonna be a hammer. If it’s not a hammer, it’s gonna be gasoline.
How about, “If not a gun, a nuke? Why don’t we just all own them to defend ourselves?” Ah, but that would be ridiculous. Insane.
What most people twist about the Second Amendment, is that todays weapons did not exist back then.
Our lovely species just keeps on improving the killing machines. NOT the mentally ill, but manufacturers with the intelligence to build more deadly weapons.
Basically, the one with the biggest, wins. Our country is in control, because we have the most nukes. Because we spend the most on defense.
Is that setting a good example?
And it seems as if lying is now okay in Ameriker. News stations are allowed to present opinions as facts, to fuel the free and the dumb.
Why are people not held accountable anymore? It’s a fucking joke.
The free and the dumb receive propaganda like this, and BELIEVE IT.
Here are the facts. Approximately 10,000 Merikin children are injured or killed EVERY year by guns.
There are over 30,000 gun deaths per year in these United States of Meriker.
Number of deaths in car accidents, about the same.
We can’t live as easily without cars.
About 10,000 people are killed per year by drunk drivers,
The “Organizations” (Rulers of the free and the dumb), that distribute these lies, should be held accountable.
And the most horrifying part of it is….most of these free and the dumb are sitting in Congress.
God fearing good folk who trust faith over science. Denial. Denial of climate change. Denial of guns being a problem.
There are states where it is actually illegal to carry a DILDO, but not a gun. Home of the dickheads and shit for brains.
And of course, in the great state of Arizona, where you can carry a gun, but you can’t carry a beer.
I was on the Tayvay, in Arizona this week. They were nice enough to invite me on to promote my new video, “The Cantina”.
When I arrived there, I was informed that my lyrics in the second verse were too “racy”.
“They talk about a hard-on!” We can’t have that on daytime television.
The actual lyrics are:
I met a handsome man in the cantina, he said you’re new let me show you ’round town
And I noticed something below his belt buckle, I was flattered at what I thought I had found
As we walked out the door, I looked down and said, is that a beer in your pocket or you just glad to meet me
He said, “Quiet down, woman, I’m sneakin’ out my Miller Lite
Aw, shucks, looks like I’m not getting lucky tonight.
Okay, I can respect that decision…really, I can.
But, at the same time, I had 3 guests with me, with real guns. That’s okay.
God forbid a little sexual innuendo in this country. So destructive and inappropriate….but guns? Nah.
MERKIKER, home of the free and the dumb.