Washington is so fucking corrupt. It’s all about money, greed, and power. No one gives a shit about PEOPLE anymore! How do you all sleep at night? Oh, wait. I know. In your million thread count Egyptian cotton sheets, some wine you’ve been bribed with, and an endless supply of ambien from your favorite pharmaceutical lobbyist up your stinky ass.

What has set me off this morning? Besides waking up to discover I now have balls from eating too many unrevealed GMO’s? They are hanging from my clit! It’s crazy. (I searched google image, and couldn’t find any pictures. And I’m too shy to take photo of my own.)

But in addition to that, I received a petition to sign, to fight Monsanto’s right to NOT label products with GMO’s. I didn’t even know what the fuck a GMO was, until my enlightened, hippy nutritionist sister told me. I love my fucking Log Cabin syrup, and she gives me shit every time I use it!  The corn syrup used in it, is most likely made of modified corn used in experiment below with the rats. (Although I was brought up in New England, for some reason, my palate longs for Log Cabin, VS real Vermont Made Maple syrup.)

Here is the link to the petition from Credo:


Please feel free to sign it, although I don’t think it will do any good. I don’t trust shit in Washington, anymore.

Let’s look at the healthcare bill, although it provided many individuals with Medicaid, guess who it provided more to? THE FUCKING INSURANCE COMPANIES! Blue Cross Blue Shield licked Obama’s Blue Balls and all of Congress’s vaginas, to arrange this bullshit. I thought the objective was to bring down the cost of healthcare for Americans. To stop being raped by insurance companies with astronomical profits. Not jack up the cost for most people, resulting in insurance companies fucking us even more! I am very disappointed in Obama. There. I said it. Obama is about as liberal as Reagan.

And the Koch brothers and Monsanto are doing their best to make us sicker, so we have to go to the hospital. Why do you think so many people are getting cancer, and so little has been done about it?

MONEY. And they just laugh at people like us who care. They fucking laugh. They. don’t. give. a. shit.



So Representative Mike Pompeo’s number one contributor is…The Koch Brothers. He has brought a bill to the table that would allow companies to NOT disclose what they are doing to the food you put into your bodies. W.T.F?  Here is a link to a very well written article about Monsanto, without any fucks in it.

The results of GMO's on RATS! (I know who the real rats are)

The cancerous tumor results of GMO’s on RATS! (I know who the real rats are.) Poor little creatures. This made me ill.                                  (Maybe those aren’t balls hanging from my clit…maybe the are tumors?)

So who is Credo? Are they corrupt? Not from the research I have done: (Googled them – and Wiki’d their asses. I’m a regular Dickless Tracy)

CREDO History

Working Assets was established in 1985 in San Francisco as a business that would use its revenues to fund progressive social change work. Working Assets was founded to give people an easy way to make a difference in the world just by doing things they do every day. Each time their members use one of its services—mobile, long distance or credit card—they automatically send a donation to progressive nonprofit groups. To date they’ve raised more than $76 million for groups like Planned Parenthood, Rainforest Action Network and Oxfam America.

Well, that’s pretty cool. But raising 76 million? 76 Million is what the Koch brothers spend for their 1 Billion thread count Egyptian cotton sheets.

We cannot compete with the money these people have, and their influence over Washington.  (And I also, honestly, doubt many “non-profits”. Many of their CEO’s and top staff make BIG BUCKS.)

My shit list:




ALL PHARMACEUTICAL  COMPANIES  (The worst part is that it is so difficult to even spell the word pharmaceutical. Thank goodness for spell check.)

CORPORATIONS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO CONTRIBUTE  TO WASHINGTON. PERIOD. Of course, who votes on those decisions? More corrupt motherfuckers in D.C. So, naturally, the bill to stop it, did not pass. And I’m sure Monsanto will get their way, too.

Everyone’s balls will be Genetically Modified Organisms. And those balls in Washington are too big to fail.

So here’s my official FUCK YOU of the day to….I don’t know. You pick. Too many to choose from.

But Koch Brothers can still suck mine.






  1. April 16, 2014 at 11:27 AM

    I am not anywhere near qualified to speak on this subject in any depth, but I think there needs to be some thought given to what it means to ban all genetically modified seeds. Our ability to feed the world with fewer farmers has been the result of genetic modification of plants. We just celebrated the 100th birthday of Iowan Norman Borlaug, a Nobel Peace Prize winner and founder of the World Food Prize. Borlaug is credited with saving billions of lives through his pioneering work with genetically modifying wheat. This is from the World Food Prize web site (http://www.worldfoodprize.org/index.cfm?nodeID=25304&audienceID=1)

    “It was on the research stations and farmers’ fields of Mexico that Dr. Borlaug developed successive generations of wheat varieties with broad and stable disease resistance, broad adaptation to growing conditions across many degrees of latitude, and with exceedingly high yield potential.

    These new wheat varieties and improved crop management practices transformed agricultural production in Mexico during the 1940’s and 1950’s and later in Asia and Latin America, sparking what today is known as the “Green Revolution.” Because of his achievements to prevent hunger, famine and misery around the world, it is said that Dr. Borlaug has “saved more lives than any other person who has ever lived.”

    My confusion with the whole discussion, quite frankly, is what is meant by “GMO?” It seems a very broad, emotionally- and politically-charged term, likely meaning different things to different people. To eliminate all genetically modified plants would require us to go all the way back to Gregor Mendel’s 19th century work and beyond.

    I suspect both sides of the argument have much to gain financially from the outcome. I imagine the European Union may see this more as a way to limit imports of American food products into their markets than a food safety issue.

    • April 16, 2014 at 1:33 PM

      Rick, you are such a great guy, doing wonderful things for the planet. GMO’s are not one of those wonderful things. Lisa is more educated than I. And she is right. Keep up the making a difference. We need more people like you in our Military.

  2. 3 Lisa Lowell
    April 16, 2014 at 12:05 PM


    I am having computer problems. But I wanted to post this comment in response to Rick and your fabulous diatribe. Speak for me babe:

    Ahem, throat clear. GMO means genetically modified organism. Yes this has been going on for many decades. It used to be that the large part of the populace was impervious to it. But in the last 10 years or more, the corporate gain factor has accelerated.

    There is a very strong opposition to GMO’s because if you ask any nutritionist they will tell you half the produce we now eat is now not only tasteless, and lacking nutrition, some of it is downright toxic. Those tragically afflicted rats were eating corn. IF you eat enough corn chips and corn products including corn syrup and corn starch and other modifiers you will probably develop reflux for starters.

    Then there’s the wheat issue. Read “Wheatbelly.” We cannot digest this new wheat. I’m off it and feel 100 per cent better. I don’t have the wheat disease called gluten intolerant either. I just was feeling crappy, and told after having a hair allergy analysis to avoid it and all GMO’s like the plague.

    It is a matter of extremes. Because the corn, wheat and soy is all GMO and many vegetables and by-products of them as well. Canola oil, the list goes on. We dominantly see them in processed foods.

    And it is worth mentioning that these Monsanto Corp seeds also carry ‘built-in’ pesticides eliminating the need for external round-up pesticide. None of the vegetables grown this way have been tested on humans. It is “assumed” those inherent toxicities will just burn up in our acidic stomach bile and leave our systems graciously?

    Does this sound like an answer to world hunger to you? Or possibly the world’s largest food domination scam to control the food and seeds, which they get “royalties” on for second year crops, and sue poor farmers about when their seeds migrate on their own into uncontaminated fields of organics.

    As with Bill Gates (My personal least liked God-playing madman) (See recent articles in the Guardian where he takes credit for this travesty) and his cronies they now attempt to geo-engineer the weather, and the world. No country isn’t affected by this corporately spawned agenda.

    This is a global strategy and governments do not take responsibility for it, which is why civilians have to step up. Or we will eat shit and die. The shit is poison, nutritionless and causing cancer in growing proportions daily.

    Like Linda, my metaphoric Balls are as big as China right now. And growing. Everyone needs to understand that mother nature is being ravaged by these satanic “specials” who do NOT eat this GMO food, trust me. They know that if they do, they will sooner die.

    Lisa Lowell

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    • April 16, 2014 at 1:32 PM

      Lisa, your response is so fucking brilliant, that I must share. You are certainly my sister. Someone must have screwed around somewhere down the line. Bravo. (My smarter sister…that is.) (Like my other sisters)

  3. April 16, 2014 at 5:30 PM

    Cheers …..

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