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HOMOPHOBIC REPUBLICANS: YOU NEED AN EXTRA LARGE SAUSAGE UP YOUR HINEY HOLES

My 3 step program for Homophobic Republicans:

1) Find some lubricant

2) Find someone who can actually get it up for your shit for brains

3) Make sure they fuck that shit out of you.

Why is it that only Republicans vote against gay rights? What are you so afraid of? Why do you hate so much? Why do you hide behind religion to excuse your ignorance?

Either follow my 3 Step Program, or get in a time machine and travel back to the place from which you came. You do not belong in the 21st Century.

What’s next? Standing Your Ground will also enable you to shoot gay people?

“Oh, I was so afraid he was going to shoot a load in my butt, and then God told me to shoot him, first!”

The Jury finds the defendant, not. guilty. God Bless America.

Of course I am reacting to this ludicrous bill that was passed by the boneheads in Arizona, where I currently reside.

Thursday, February 19th, a sad day in the history of Arizona, B1062 was passed by a vote of 27 to 33.  24 Democrats and 3 Republicans voted against this asinine bill that would allow businesses to NOT serve gay people, based on it being against their religious beliefs. Are you fucking kidding me? This was really a bill? Am I dreaming? I am not in Kansas anymore…it’s worse….or is it? And of course, all 33 God-fearing fag hating Republicans voted for it.

I believe this is equally as embarrassing as Arizona’s desire to not observe Martin Luther King Day, which caused the Superbowl to pull out of town. (I wish some of these folks multiplying morons had pulled out more often.)

The only thing Arizona does not observe, is daylight savings, because I think the population supporting B1062, can’t figure out how to change the clocks, and even if they could, they would set them back to the year 1692, when they could just burn who they didn’t like.

Now, I am commenting as an optimistic observing Freshman. Arizona is half full! Besides being a beautiful State with spectacular weather, in Phoenix, many people, including religious clergymen and women, protested this bill. Here in Tucson, a local business, Rocco’s Little Chicago Pizzeria, put up the greatest poignant, and most hilarious sign in their window, expressing their displeasure with this ridiculous bill.

It says:

 WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ARIZONA LEGISLATORS

Rocco's of Tucson. WInner of Chorney's Classy and Clever Award!

Rocco’s of Tucson. WInner of Chorney’s Classy and Clever Award!

As much as I am a New York/New Jersey/Italy pizza purist, I went there to take a photo of the sign, and support this establishment, despite having to eat Chicago Style Pizza.

Joe's on Carmine serving Gay and Straights the best slice in New York!

Joe’s on Carmine serving Gay and Straights the best slice in New York!

And that sign was clever and effective enough to not only attract my attention, but also National Attention. And perhaps more effective than hanging this sign:

HOMOPHOBIC REPUBLICANS: YOU NEED AN EXTRA LARGE SAUSAGE UP YOUR HINEY HOLES

But who cares if some people love New York Style Pizza, and other’s love Chicago? I wouldn’t stick a slice of that thick crust deep dish stuff in my mouth, but if someone else loves it, who am I to say they can’t eat it? Some people love sausage on their pizza, while other’s prefer artichoke hearts. And some folks like both! Who cares what or who you love? No one is shoving a slice in your mouth that you don’t want to eat. You don’t have to eat it. But who the fuck are you to decide who sticks what where…based on religion? I am merely suggesting you stick it up your arse.

SAUSAGE

Jan Brewer, please, please veto hate. VETO B1062. (If for no other reason, do it so we don’t lose the Superbowl…again.)

VETO HATE JAN BREWER. SPEAK FOR YOUR CITIZENS AND VETO 1062

VETO HATE, JAN BREWER. SPEAK FOR YOUR CITIZENS AND VETO 1062

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1 Response to “HOMOPHOBIC REPUBLICANS: YOU NEED AN EXTRA LARGE SAUSAGE UP YOUR HINEY HOLES”


  1. 1 Sue Mac
    February 23, 2014 at 11:37 AM

    Republicans, what a bunch of assholes……..


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