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Why are balls a sign of strength while pussy is weakness?

Really. Think about it. Balls are like a sad-looking sack, while the pussy is like a roaring lioness. Growl! She’ll swallow you up, like Jaws to Quint!QUINT

The balls look more like a double punching bag. So why is that representative of strength?

I say starting today, if someone is a pussy, they are a tiger! I am pussy, hear me roar! I think that was the original line in Helen Reddy’s song, but some male A & R exec, made her change it.

In general, I think the power of a woman is underestimated. Why is that?

Because it is still a man’s world. Even fucking planets are shaped like balls. RUGBY BALLAt least footballs and Rugby balls are shaped more like a veejayjay. And those are the toughest sports on the planet!

And the U.S. still hasn’t had a woman running our planet. Why is that? (Is it because a couple that ran were dickheads?)

Ya know what. Maybe I’ll run for President. I’m already used to dirty politics from the music business. They can’t stoop any lower below the belt…can they?

Yeah! And that reminds me, if one should get kicked in the balls, you go down fast, hard, such delicate little things.

It still hurts a woman, but she will be left standing, and spit out a kid or two while she’s at it.

But, honestly, I don’t like the word “pussy”. It just sounds yucky. What else could we come up with that sounds more positive?

As a noun – how about just plain “Vaj”.  And what about Vajourmous? Vajifico?

Let me try using them in a sentence…

“That guy had some serious vaj, when he stood up to the Hilton front desk clerk for charging him extra for wi-fi.”  Or “It takes a lot of vaj for a real man to buy feminine products for his woman.”

“She was Vajourmous, as she entered the room, glowing with confidence and beauty.”

“After her performance, she received a standing ovation, as they cheered, “Vajifico!”

Gosh, even after an orgasm, perhaps the man could give a standing O, and shout, “Vajifico!” (But alas, he wouldn’t have the strength.)

Yeah, even after sex, look at the balls VS. the pussy – which one looks stronger to you? BALLS VS PUSSYThe vaj is ready for a few more rounds, while the opponent needs to be carried away in a stretcher.

(I’m hearing Rocky’s song in my head now.)

I think you get my point, so I will end this now, before I give you anymore lip.

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6 Responses to “Why are balls a sign of strength while pussy is weakness?”


  1. November 7, 2013 at 11:10 AM

    I LOVE the word “pussy”. It is crafty and strong-willed. It has its own personality, and cannot be tamed. Yum!

  2. November 7, 2013 at 11:21 AM

    Real men NEVER underestimate the power of the pussy!
    >

  3. November 7, 2013 at 2:54 PM

    I was going to mention that I once had a pussy named Balls but though better of it…..;-)

  4. November 7, 2013 at 4:46 PM

    “Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding”
    – Betty White (attributed)

  5. November 8, 2013 at 9:49 AM

    Linda, you make me smile…..

  6. January 15, 2017 at 10:37 AM

    As a girl I was always curious as to how awkwardly vulnerable testicles were. They really are “such delicate little things” as you succinctly put it!

    Now that I’m a little older I suppose that I’m really happy (along with most other women) that males have such delicate little things in an awkward place, easily reaches by a variety of strikes, and an excellent target in a self-defense scenario. After all, if you think about it, we ladies have no part of our bodies so vulnerable as the testicles. An that gives us an upper hand against a man in a combat situation.

    My best friends mum is a womens self-defense teacher and she humorously refers to testicles as “the great equalizers in combat between men and women”, or “womens allies in self-defense”.

    Her favorite technique is the “grab, twist and pull” which is best used as a defense technique in a sex attack. What she teaches is that when you get the opportunity, if nothing else seems to work, you snatch either one or both testicles of your attacker and “grab, twist and pull” on them as hard as you can. Importantly, you DON’T LET GO of the testicles in your hand, but keep on squeezing them very hard.

    What happens then, is that your assailant usually screams out in pain and then tries to grab the wrist of your hand holding him in a futile attempt to try to get you to release him. DON’T!

    He then quickly loses one of the natural advantages he usually has over us (his strength) within a matter of seconds. Vomiting, curling over, collapsing and convulsing is common. Shock and unconsciousness can set in within 8 seconds.

    If he initially starts to fight back then you tuck your head in and keep squeezing his testicles until he faints.

    Most importantly, this technique works no matter what size your attacker is, nor how strong he is. And no matter how angry he is, and how much he’s threatened what he’s going to do to you, he’s going to drop if his testicles are forcefully squeezed.

    Don’t let anyone (usually men who are very uncomfortable with thoughts of women beating them in combat) try to convince you otherwise.

    My friends mum also once worked with a group of Somali women who informed her that grandmothers, mothers, and daughters between generations shared this powerful method of fighting off men between themselves. They even have a name for it in Somalia and they call the move “Qworegoys”.

    So as women, let’s all be happy celebrate the fact that men have “such delicate little things” which we should make full use of in defending ourselves. And never forget “grab, twist and pull!”

    I don’t know whether you still read replies Linda to your super blog, but I hope that you do.


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