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RED SOX FANS HUMAN PUNCHING BAGS AGAIN!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THEY SUCKED ME IN AND

RIPPED MY HEART OUT AGAIN!

For the newer “Red Sox Nation” generation.  

Welcome to reality.  

This is truly what it is like to be a Red Sox fan.  

You must be in survival mode when your heart is bleeding on memory lane of inconceivable loss again.

Last night All real Red Sox fans were visited by the

GHOSTS OF CHOKED SEASONS PAST!

THAT'S BUCKNER UNDER THE HOOD

We were Ebenezer Screwed!

Last night folks thought New York had the game in the bag against Tampa Bay.  When they were up 7 zip, in the 7th, I still was not convinced.

And I certainly was not convinced when we were up 3-2 at any time.  And we blew every opportunity to get insurance runs.

Never had I seen such poor judgement in base running for the Sox.  Seriously?  Papi going for extra bases?  Maybe an extra burger!  Though, I did get a chuckle when his pants fell down on the slide.

I have to admit, this 2011 last game of the season, for all of MLB was the most exciting.

For games to come down to the last pitch, to determine who might be the next ring wearers was unbelievable.

And after a 1:26 minute rain delay, biting my nails, to be standing in front of my big screen TV, watching Papelbon strike out the first two batters, and then have 2 strikes on the 3rd batter, I though perhaps my team was going to live another day!!!!

And then BAM!

Just like that, it was over.  Red Sox had lost 20 games in September and were hanging by a withered pube.

So the game switches over to NY and TB.  It’s tied in the 13th.  Although the Yankees had all of the players’ grandmothers out on the field.  Averages of 103 were coming up to the plate.

And then WHACK!

A line drive goes just over the wall in left field.  And the skinny lady wasn’t singing any Post Season Carol.  It was over.   She was in shock.  Jaw hanging wide open in disbelief of the beating every Red Sox fan had just taken.

OUCH!

HOW EVERY RED SOX FAN FELT LAST NIGHT

I hadn’t even recovered from the first punch to the gut, but then the knock out punch to the face was brutal!  It was like any dramatic slow-mo of a boxer getting that final blow to leave him motionless on the ground.

WELCOME TO THE REAL RED SOX NATION

 Today I’m  slowly recovering, but in a sick, nostalgic, warm and fuzzy way, I feel like the good old Red Sox I grew up tortured by, are back!  There’s no place like home.
(Where we have been tagged out too many times.)

Tampa Bay deserved to win.  And it should be an interesting post season.  I’m not sure who to root for.  But believe it or not, it might be the Yankees.  (I think I got brain damage from the beating.)

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4 Responses to “RED SOX FANS HUMAN PUNCHING BAGS AGAIN!”


  1. October 3, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    withered pube.
    You are out of control funny! Welcome to the light. Come on say it with me Y.A.N.K.E.E.S see you feel better now don’t you.

    • October 4, 2011 at 5:50 AM

      Speaking of that pube? Yanks are hanging on to a slippery one, Pete!

      • October 4, 2011 at 6:47 AM

        Thats because they SUCK! Joe should have pulled CC! I hate them! GO TEXAS!

      • October 4, 2011 at 8:42 AM

        NO!! Anyone but Texas! Detroit has had some tough times. Would be good for moral.


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