Author Archive for Linda Chorney

03
May
12

“DO IT WHILE YOU CAN” VIDEO HERE!

Filming this video was such a blast.  Phase one was in Tucson, Arizona, where I talked my parents and their friends into dancing and making out on film.  They were amazing.

Phase two.  This song and video would not be what they are without the incredible Richard Blackwell.  Known best as a percussionist for the original E STreet Band, with Springsteen, I have had the pleasure of gigging with Richard in the Asbury area.  And I recognized another talent he has….SINGING!

So I had to have him on this song.

And, I do believe he missed his calling as a movie star.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I do.

My mouth hurts from smiling.

And what a charming setting, having the Asbury Park Boardwalk.

So…I think I’m going for an Oscar next year, as a director and filmmaker!  Look out Scorcese!  Casting for my film coming up!

Wanna be an actor?  Do It While You Can!

Thanks to Scott Fadynich for great camera work….

Photo by Suzy Graham

Mom and Dad, keep doing it while you can!  You are an inspiration to love.  And I love you.

Maybe you guys watching this can send it to your folks with love.

Love,

Linda

P.S.  DO IT WHILE YOU CAN!  (Trust Me.)

26
Apr
12

I’M CLIMBING KILIMANJARO…it’s official.

Sooooo,

A few fabulous ladies that reside in New Jersey had this crazy idea to climb Mount Kilimanjaro.

And a crazier idea to ask me to come along.

This was well before the nomination.

I figured it wouldn’t happen.  They wouldn’t be able to get the funding together to get there.  It’s very expensive.

Well, it is official.  We are going.

And we are doing it for various charities.

Trying to show another side of the women of New Jersey.

And speaking of which….one side of me is going for “Light of Day” foundation, to help Parkinson’s.

And the other leg is going to help liberate girls from getting their genitals mutilated.

And it seems as if my backside is speaking out as well….(check out this 5 second clip.)

We have begun filming the documentary!  ”OUT OF JERSEY INTO AFRICA”

So was it me or the chair?

25
Apr
12

BACK FROM BEANTOWN!

Just did my first conference ever!  Using powerpoint is like walking and chewing gum at the same time.

I have no trouble speaking….or in public…but not clicking a little hoosamajiggy at the same time.

The conference was called “RETHINK MUSIC”, and focused on how social media has changed the business.

And we all know how I utilized that option.

But I was a little surprised, after all the shit I had already falsely taken for “Gaming the System“, at what they chose to name my shpeel.

I got there, all excited!  Couldn’t wait to tell my story….in 10 minutes.  To set the record straight, how I got nominated because of my music!  And to show other musicians how to use Grammy 365.

I opened up the program, with all of the distinguished speakers, and there I was.

They named my presentation “GAMING THE GRAMMYS“.

I rolled my eyeballs.  Really?  But I decided to change my direction in the speech and use it as an example of the “Sensationalized Marketing” milked by some of the press during my nod.

But regardless, one guy, after seeing my name tag the day before my presentation…”Oh, your the one who gamed the Grammys”, he said snidely.

Umm, “No I didn’t.”

“Yes you did”.

Me – “How did I game the Grammys?”

Him – “Well, you sent your album to a committee, right?”

Me – “Yeah, so, how is that gaming?”

Him – “I don’t know, but then you sent your music to all the voters.”

Me – “Yeah. So how is that gaming the Grammys?”

Him – “Well, yer not supposed to….umm, well, I don’t know, but that’s what they said.”

Me –  ”I got nominated cuz it’s a great fucking album”.

Sure I was a bit defensive…but so tired of the same old bullshit.

Then I overheard a couple of people saying, “I have no interest in hearing about how that girl gamed the grammys.”

So I kind felt like I was thrown under the bus…

But instead, I played nice, and thanked whoever was responsible for creating this title as a perfect example of sensationalized marketing…(even though I was secretly pissed off.)  (Although, I was still on a high from singing at Fenway)  (And a low for them blowing a 9 run lead.)

What can you do?  Laugh it off…  And when I was finished presenting, the President of Berklee congratulated me, and I sold a ton of “Who the F^&* Is Linda Chorney” T-shirts!  Yahoo!

If you are interested in seeing the presentation, I have it privately on youtube, and I will send you a link if you write me at

linda@lindachorney.com

Bottom line, I said, :  ”It’s not about gaming the system, it’s about staying in the game.”

Thanks to the Boston Phoenix for the nice mention in their newspaper.  I like the writing style of journalist Chris Faraone.  He has balls.

And of course, thanks to RETHINK MUSIC for inviting me.

Bla, bla, bla,

Linda

22
Apr
12

MY AMERICANA DREAM COME TRUE!

For subscribers…this is the update of the last post…I forgot a bunch of stuff…

Mother Nature forgive me for I have sinned.  It has been months since I have written my blog.

Yesterday I found the ending to my book.  Not the ending to the story, but a happy ending to my scenic route to the Grammy’s…it ends at Fenway Park.

What an honor!

Was I nervous?  You bet.  Was I excited?  More than I was nervous!

I was nervous because I knew how excited I was…and the excitement would cause my heart to race, which could cause my voice to do uncooperative things.

But I practiced singing it at U or Arizona game last week, and several bars in between.

A little behind the scene story…

First of all, there is a tremendous delay that you have to try and ignore, so the song does not drag.  I didn’t do the best job of that.  And on top of it, there was a band cranking behind the stadium right at home plate!

But I was smiling ear to ear.  I was breast-fed at Fenway!

ANd to be there for the rivalry?  (Of course I would have preferred if the Sox did not choke after being up by….NINE FRIGGIN’ RUNS!

But, true Red Sox fans, love them unconditionally.

This video was taken by Scott on the field, and the official one from Fenway is coming.

Huge thanks to Dan Lyons of the Boston Red Sox for choosing me on this very, very special occasion.

Not only is it the 100th Birthday of Fenway, but yesterday, Fenway honored the WOMEN who love baseball.

In 1916 Fenway had it’s first Ladies’ Night.  And for some years, every Friday women could get in for free.

That changed, and they stormed the gates!

In 1933 they had a celebration at Fenway, a special “Ladies Night”.

And yesterdays game was commemorating us lovely ladies!

So Dan chose me!!  (I am visualizing Groucho Marx right now…”But in your case, they made an exception!) 

And I also want to thank Ray Totaro and Fred Zimmerman of Boston Piano and Organ for getting my recording of THE NATIONAL ANTHEM to the palace.

And Rock Doc for funding “Emotional Jukebox”

And Scott, my wonderful, supportive husband for putting it into the Grammys….

So I could get nominated and SING AT FENWAY PARK!!!

AHHHHHHHH!

Enjoy!  (Afterwards Lyons whispers to me about that band blasting in the back!)

I’m kind of bummed FOX didn’t cover it on the tele….they should know what a huge fan I am of their news cast!  (hehem).

Gotta get back to finishing up the book.  And I’m still not quite sure of the title.  So far.

“Who the F^&* Is Linda Chorney” still stands…but I am not 100% sold.

And this Tuesday, folks in the audience at “Rethink Music” Conference at Berklee School of Music, might be asking that question.

P.S. Special Thanks to Chris Grayhek for making this wonderful poster and being such a supportive fan!

22
Apr
12

HUGE CHECK MARK ON BUCKET LIST!

Mother Nature forgive me for I have sinned.  It has been months since I have written my blog.

Yesterday I found the ending to my book.  Not the ending to the story, but a happy ending to my scenic route to the Grammy’s…it ends at Fenway Park.

What an honor!

Was I nervous?  You bet.  Was I excited?  More than I was nervous!

But I practiced singing it at U or Arizona game last week, and several bars in between.

A little behind the scene story…

First of all, there is a tremendous delay that you have to try and ignore, so the song does not drag.  I didn’t do the best job of that.  And on top of it, there was a band cranking behind the stadium right at home plate!

But I was smiling ear to ear.  I was breast fed at Fenway!

ANd to be there for the rivalry?  (Of course I would have preferred if the Sox did not choke after being up by….NINE FRIGGIN’ RUNS!

But, true Red Sox fans, love them unconditionally.

This video was taken by Scott on the field, and the official one from Fenway is coming.

Huge thanks to Dan Lyons of the Boston Red Sox for choosing me on this very, very special occasion.

Not only is it the 100th Birthday of Fenway, but yesterday, Fenway honored the WOMEN who love baseball.

In 1916 Fenway had it’s first Ladies’ Night.  And for some years, every Friday women could get in for free.

That changed, and they stormed the gates!

In 1933 they had a celebration at Fenway, a special “Ladies Night”.

And yesterdays game was commemorating us lovely broads!

So Dan chose me!!

And I also want to thank Ray Tortaro and Fred Zimmerman of Boston Piano and Organ for getting my recording of THE NATIONAL ANTHEM to the palace.

And Rock Doc for funding “Emotional Jukebox”

And Scott, my wonderful, supportive husband for putting it into the Grammys….

So I could get nominated and SING AT FENWAY PARK!!!

AHHHHHHHH!

Enjoy!

I’m kind of bummed FOX didn’t cover it on the tele….they should know what a huge fan I am of their news cast!  (hehem).

Gotta get back to finishing up the book.  And I’m still not quite sure of the title.  So far.

“Who the F^&* Is Linda Chorney” still stands…but I am not 100% sold.

26
Mar
12

SPRING SKIING! SPRING TRAINING! NEW SONG! AND GREAT NEWS!

Here’s the video that says it all!   And says “amazing” way too many times!

16
Mar
12

Knock Knock

Who’s there? Emma. Emma who? Emma writin’ my book, so I have no time for my blog.

04
Mar
12

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON – Dream 2

So, I am a bit of a Sci-fi geek.   Here is an encore performance of dream 2 – (Part 2 of dream sequence with Neil DeGrasse Tyson!  And of course, if you are a Trekee, you might enjoy this….btw – I am OLD GENERATION!

Beam Me up Scotty!

Star Trek Rocks, Neil DeGrasse Tyson Rocks, and Science Rocks!  Fact Rocks!

P.S.  (For Linda Stone…yes, it is fun to be back to just being the goofy me, as opposed to the Grammy me.)

03
Mar
12

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON! SCIENCE IS SEXY! NEIL FOR PRESIDENT!!!

Back by popular demand,

Here is my first interview with Neil Degrasse Tyson.  You may have seen him this week on Bill Maher and/or Jon Stewart.

This guy rocks…(And is a rocket scientist!)

My first of three videos of a fictional dream about Neil, posted last September…

03
Mar
12

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON MAKES SCIENCE THE NEW SEXY!!!

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BACK TO SCHOOL BLOGBUSTER

VLOG!

As a finale to my first season, I am proud to present

a mini video series of one of my heroes -

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON!

This is the length of an actual t.v. show!

Hard to edit such an outstanding individual.

So indulge when you have the time.

(NO SKIMMING!)

Especially if you are a fan of…

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Back by popular demand - My DREAM WITH NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON!



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