Janruary 2011
Linda Chorney was born before the war. She started singing as a fetus. She received a standing ovation in the delivery room and has been singing ever since.
As of the year 2011, she has released 6 CD’s, and 3 cassettes, and has won a total of 0 Grammy’s. She has performed on all seven continents, but only one planet. Her goal is to get 1 Grammy and sing on 2 planets.
Highlights in her career thus far have been breaking the Top 40 Adult Contemporary Charts, and singing for Nelson Mandela, in front of a crowd of 250,000 humans. And of course playing in Sports bars where no one is listening.
She likes to refer to herself as “she” when she is writing stuff like this. Linda is about to complete two autobiographical books and release them. As her songs are mini-stories of her life, she decided to write the experiences behind the songs filled with her adventures around the world, and her dysfunctional relationships. Sounds quite self-absorbed, wouldn’t you say?
Just because it happened to you, doesn’t make it interesting, but sometimes, putting it to music does. Perhaps she will sing her books, too.
MORE ABOUT
LINDA CHORNEY
Linda Chorney’s 6th Album a Happy New Year Release!!
Emotional Jukebox from Linda Chorney Direct
This is my dream album . And it is the first album where I have covered a few songs from some of my hero’s that influenced me. Beatles, Stones, Zeppelin, and CSN. I was even lucky enough to get Lisa Fischer from the Rolling Stones to record on many of the songs, along with a cast of Grammy winning slamming Superstars like Will Lee, Shawn Pelton, Jeff Pevar, Bashiri Johnson, Leon Pendarvis, Andy Burton, Hernan Romero, Arlan Feiles, Ralph Notaro, Chris Tedesco, and Frank Wolf Engineering. Topped of by mastering genius Fred Kavorkian.
The album is designed to start as you wake, then rather than getting out of bed, you think about your entire life to this very moment, then fall in love, dance around, then feel old, then go to a dark place, then try to snap out of it, then get the blues, and then die. Yippy. Sounds like fun, nes pas? Come pack your emotional suitcases and take the journey with me!
Thank you for the visit. No you can not Thank us Dads enough we love to hear it. Your blog is beautiful and your website is AMAZINGGGGGG. Please share with my readers some of your thoughts.
Love your attitude. Just discovered your work reading the Botti Forum. Continued success on two planets…wherever that other may be.
Hey Ellen! Thanks so much for taking the time to check out my crazy blog. Maybe someday I will tour with Botti on Venus? He is so talented, and so nice! Please feel free to spread the word of my blogness. Peace! Linda. P.S. Where abouts are you from?
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