Archive for December, 2011

30
Dec
11

A good song is a good song

I’ve been reading a lot about the controversy of a couple of nominations in the 54th Annual Grammys.  There is Eddie Vedder in the folk category.  Hmm, there’s one more name, but it escapes me at the moment.

And in the past, there have been questionable awards given to artists like Jethro Tull, in hard rock and metal.

It is of my opinion that a song is like a good steak.  (Or a good piece of tofu, for the vegetarian music lover.)

I am the queen of sauces!  I love sauces!!  The french invented so many sauces, because back in the day, the meat was bad, and they had to cover it up so it would taste decent.  But you could still get food poisoning.

The first, and most important ingredient to a song, is the song.

If you have a good piece of meat, you don’t need any sauce at all.  Just a little salt.  (Although I could bathe in béarnaise!)

One instrument represents the salt.  One guitar, one piano, one ukulele.  

So, if Eddie Vedder takes his brilliant song writing, and decides to use the sauce sparingly, to taste the purity, why not?  It’s delicious.

Any good songwriter can dress-up or dress down any song they have written.

However, take a hugely, over produced piece of spoiled meat, and scrape off the sauce, and serve that up?  Probably not too appetizing.

So, personally, I have no objection to Eddie Vedder going into folk.  Maybe he’s mellowing out.  Maybe he’s not into loud anymore.  Or likes both, depending on his mood.

And there ain’t nothing wrong with loud.  I CRANK “Ten” at eleven!  But I also zone out to Aaron Copland, or Burt Bacharach.

But musicians evolve.  If you can write a good song, you can serve it with any sauce you want.

Just my take, from the saucy Grammy Nominee!

29
Dec
11

GRAMMYGATE! – by the Outie! (I’m not even an Indie!) The book to come!

Holy Shit!  That’s all I can say.  Well, and this…  There is so much material, that I hope I can make this book shorter than “War And Peace”!  You guys want the inside scoop of the experience?  (This is not a sales pitch, by the way…that was just the “Who the F$%^ is Linda Chorney” T-shirt!)

I can just hardly contain myself.  And I am having a blast…(most of the time).  From sunshine to shit storm, from praise to death threats!  From Knights in shining armor to Super Villans!  From responsible journalism, to irresponsible.  The Good, Bad, and the Ugly, if I may steal that title for a moment.

From elation to utter shock at some reactions.  The lies, the speculation, the attempts to discredit.  The phone calls from guys I would picture in trench coats on Level three of a garage with an attaché case full of secrets!  The sheer joy, the satisfaction, climbing the mountain for so long, and getting a better view on a higher plateau.

Just a little sample of material comes from  blogs posted on a site where you need to be a member to post..(but it’s free to sign-up).  ”No Depression”.   Here is the link to the latest post about yours truly….written by Kim Reuhl.  Thanks, Kim!

http://www.nodepression.com/profiles/blogs/in-linda-chorney-s-defense

Everyone is entitled to their opinions, and I’ve been urged to not read things on the internet.  But I really do find it amusing!  I do not think my nomination is a joke, or my music, or anyone elses’ music.  I just find the behavior interesting to watch from my birds’ eye view….or should I say “Chick”, as I have been referred to, or a “Prom Queen”.  Am I the first 51 year old Prom Queen?!

One gentleman, has expressed his opinion, whom I met on 365.  And another very gentleman responds….

LET THE MATERIAL BEGIN!!!

Comment by Jim Berkenstadt 1 hour ago

Re: your recent (12-28-2011) Forum comments implying that Linda Chorney sent you a self- produced solicitation at Grammy 365 made to look like its “from a third party, LOL”… I would like to straighten you and the rest of this organization out on your little White Lie.

As you know, that letter came from me to you personally. I guess that makes me “Mr. LOL”. You know me, because you solicited me several times last year for your own Grammy nod. Second, as you know, I am an author and a music historian and from the content in the letter, you knew it was from me writing to you in support of Linda –within the Grammy rules. You also sent me a reply to my letter. This of course, is an admission that you knew I wrote this letter.

You tried to twist my letter into something else, to make some point that Linda doesn’t deserve a Grammy since she used the social media system instead of “cow”-towing to the Americana Association.

First I will show the letter I sent to you at Grammy 365, produced 100% by me, a writer (with a college degree and even a law degree!) who can write a letter by himself without help from a guitar player. I even pinched the CD cover by right-clicking on Google images. (Apologies to Americana Association folks in advance and the Nashville mafia for what’s in my letter.) It is my sole opinion and goes to the heart of the argument about what a truly independent person Linda is. And how remarkable it is that she could achieve a nomination on her own, without corporate or association assistance. The goal of the letter is to provide some historical perspective to this volatile argument about Grammy categories that rear up almost every year.

For your consideration…  Linda Chorney – EMOTIONAL JUKEBOX – Best Americana Album Grammy I have been a voting member of NARAS since 1994. As a music historian I have studied the sometimes strange Grammy victories of the past. Equally strange are the silent, hidden voting blocks of music industry corporations. For example, could the Anita Kerr Quartet have really beaten out The Beatles in 1965 for a Grammy without the Nashville voting bloc quietly getting together for a few beers? I think not. By the way, we haven’t heard much from the Anita Kerr group lately have we? Well at least we all recall that her “hit” We Dig Mancini was far better than The Beatles’ Help!Lately, the powers that be in the Americana Association are up in arms because Linda Chorney has been nominated for a wonderful new album Emotional Jukebox in the BEST AMERICANA ALBUM category of the Grammys.So, why is the “Southern Man” so upset about Linda? One claim is that she doesn’t fit in the Americana category. Oh so its okay Jethro Tull got a Grammy for Best Heavy Metal artist. No one seemed to have a problem with that, did they? Perhaps if they listened to the album first, they would see that Linda’s music is pure Americana! FYI Americana is not defined by Southern Corporate music alone. Or by some Association!Another claim is “Who the F@#k is Linda?” Never heard of her. Oh I see, Grammy voters can only vote for Corporate Machine candidates that the Americana Association has “created” with questionable radio record spin reporting and ginned up articles with their favorite newspaper hacks?The machine is telling Grammy voters they made a mistake nominating Linda Chorney for Best Americana album. Well, I listened to Linda’s entire album when she connected with me out of the blue. And it was, in my opinion, Fantastic. So I voted for her nomination.Now I am voting to give her a well-deserved Grammy. I have worked for artists such as The Beatles, George Harrison, The Traveling Wilburys, Butch Vig and Garbage. So I think I know enough about good music when I hear it.

TADA! One Knight!

Okay.  I’ve finished sending out all of my consideration letters for round 2.  I might win, I might not.  But I have done my best to try to have my music heard.  That is all I can ask.  (And all I did ask!)

I will wrap this up  (See, this blog is almost a novel!  Imagine the length of the book!), by saying there is a huge amount of amazing independent music out there.  A lot of it is on Reverb Nation, a lot is on CD Baby, Spotify, Soundcloud, and also some NOT on those sites.

Some are on back porches, kitchen tables, campfires, dorm rooms around a bong, little bars where someone is stuck in a corner, while people are just yapping away not bothering to listen.

I will be sad when this round is over, only because I had so much fun listening to wonderful musicians’ music on Grammy 365.  Many of whom, if I were actually able to stuff a ballot box, would have been nominated along side the greats that everyone knows, and the “who the fuck izzes” that got in.  (I just made that word up!)  There are too many genres clumped together to have them all.  I’m not taking anything away from the big stars.  They are big stars for a reason.

And good luck to the Izzes that also got nominated!

Stars in my eyes, that I met on 365, that did not get as lucky as I?  To name a few, Lee Paris, Bobby Messano, Aaron White, Gustavo Alarco, Al Petteway, Keith Hays, We Govern We, Judy Wexler, Norman David and Eleventet Evan Wish, and a few more names I can’t think of, because I am a bit fried.

The rest will be in the book!  And watch out next year for Bobby Susser,  Arlan Feiles, and Lisa Fischer,

Me and Lisa - backstage after Chris Botti at Count Basie, Red Bank, NJ

whom I was so fortunate to have on “Emotional Jukebox”,   I wrote a song for her to sing, if she has the time!  (Too many high notes for me!)

And I am so grateful, that some how, enough individuals put my number up there to see this on November 30th, 2011.

 Best Americana Album

 Emotional Jukebox
Linda Chorney
[Dance More Less War Records]

Pull Up Some Dust And Sit Down

Ry Cooder
[Perro Verde Records LLC/Nonesuch]

Hard Bargain

Emmylou Harris
[Nonesuch]

Ramble At The Ryman

Levon Helm
[Vanguard/Dirt Farmer Music]

Blessed

Lucinda Williams
[Lost Highway Records]

All I can say is HOLY SHIT!  (again)

(And a million thanks to THE ROCK DOC!!….and a thousand and fifty one thanks to THE ROCK AND ROLL DETECTIVE!)
27
Dec
11

RIng in the New Year with a Who the F$%^ is Linda Chorney T shirt!

Okay, so this is not much of a blog.  It’s more of a blast.

I finally got the T-shirts done today, in between working on round 2 for the Grammys, dodging the paparazzi, (not), and getting a boob job.

I made 100.    The first T-shirts I have ever made!

Get ‘em while their hot…off the truck.  (After all, this is New Jersey).

I Designed the ladies in this really cool fabric, black, really thin, shear, clingy, like this shirt in the promo poster…

The Mens are your regular 100% Cotton, black T-shirts with the same art.

Please write me at Linda@lindachorney.com if you want one of these historic shirts from the official Jr. mint of Washington, DC.

To be treasured by the entire family!  The commemorative plate will be coming out the same time I get my lips tattooed.

Womens’ are S, M & L.  Mens’ L and XL.  20 dallah.

This will be my only sales pitch on a blog.  Cross my boobs!

Love,

WHO THE F$%^ IS LINDA CHORNEY!

26
Dec
11

CHERRIES!

Remember in the movie “The Jerk” when Steve Martin was so excited because the new phone books were here!?

Well, my new video is here!!

This is how I will look for the next week, while asking members to consider EMOTIONAL JUKEBOX for Best Americana Album!

I want to thank Forrest Murray, Ian McCruden, Curt Cuimei, Scott Fadynich, and Cal Schwartz, as well as NJ Discover for their talent, heart, and contribution!  (And Joan for the idea to shoot at Amoeba!)  (And Amoeba Records for letting us shoot there!)
And how cool is it that I might even get to meet Steve at the Grammys!! He has been nominated for Best Bluegrass Album!”
If we were competing for Jerk of the Year, I might give you a run for your money!
Now back to round 2 before the ballots are due!
(Don’t you love when youtube gives you the ugliest thumbnails!?)

Life is a Great Big Bowl of Cherries!

Happy New Year Everyone!
Love,
Linda
24
Dec
11

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

During the holidays, the most priceless thing to receive or give is love.  (duh, like I need to preach…)

But it segues nicely into my next point.

Music isn’t always about the money.

Although I have made a modest living with my music for almost all of my adult life, I do it because I love music.  I love how much joy it can bring.  (It also can be a job, when you are looking at your watch, wondering when the next break is coming.)  But I digress….

Melodies are so powerful.  They bring you instantaneously to a place, time, feeling, and even a scent!

Growing up with the Beatles in my house, whenever I hear them now, I still think of my family.  It’s a beautiful thing.

Last year, when visiting Kenya, I had another beautiful thing happen.  And I’d like to share it with you.

After finishing recording “EMOTIONAL JUKEBOX”, My hubby, the Rock Doc, (Exec Producer), his wife Lisa, and I went to Africa.  It was a 50th birthday present for me and Lisa, from our generous men!  It was one of the things I had dreamed of doing, and now checked off my bucket list, (in the album’s booklet), although I would love to go again!

We visited a Masai Village.  This wasn’t one of those touristy ones set up.  And I learned how to say “Thanks for the porridge”.  Because they offered it to us in a little smokey hut.  And no matter what country I go to, I love to try to pick up a few words in the native language, because it’s  fun!  It’s fun to make people smile.  I get off on that!

Now during Christmas, I have had blood sausage.  But I have to admit, I passed on the porridge with the cow’s blood in this situation.  I was paranoid about….dying, although my hubby and The Rock Doc, actually ate some!  AHHHHH!  But they lived, so far.

I made up a song using the phrase…  ”ah-sheh-ma-ah-lo-sha-ro”

Untitled from Linda Chorney on Vimeo.

Afterwards, I felt like the pied piper, as the word spread of this silly white woman, with her pants tucked into her socks, (because I am a bit OCD…of all of the cow dung and mud, and I was only traveling with 2 pairs of pants for the month!) who sings and dances funny.

I asked if the women and children could sing to us.  They did.  And they giggled.  It was lovely.

Then, I dunno, I just had this inkling to teach them a Beatles’ song.   In it went a little somethin’ like this…

Masi Village All You Need Is Love with Linda Chorney from Linda Chorney on Vimeo.

This was one of the most precious performances I have ever had, and the most charming band!  Did I get paid?  Of course not.  Did I sell any albums?  Of course not…I gave some away.  Was I looking at my watch?  Nope.  Loved every minute of it.  Was it a prestigious venue?  The most!

That feeling was as satisfying as seeing my name on the Nomination list for Best Americana on the 54th Grammys.  (Well, okay, maybe not quite as satisfying, but it was an awesome moment I will never forget.)

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah, (Spell that any way you’d like!), Happy Quanza. Feliz Navidad, Hijrah, Visakah Puja, Holy Day, or whatever floats your boat…and Festivus For the Restofus!

All You Need Is Love,

Linda

21
Dec
11

Wahoo! Here’s One for the Scrapbook!

They either love ya, or hate ya…..

But this article makes me feel like Rudolph, after Clarissa said something…

“I’m cude!  I’m cude!”

Check it out below, IF you have time in between shopping!  Shopping? Ahh!  What should I get everyone?  Oooh! I know.  I happen to have a few copies of “EMOTIONAL JUKEBOX! just waiting for a home!!

Happy Holidays from Linda the Red Nosed Americana Nominee!

http://www.vichywater.net/blog/

Vichy Water – Author’s Blog

December 19, 2011

Linda Chorney: A Latter Day Hero and Grammy Nominee. Good Solid Journalism. A Week Before Christmas. Dec 19, 2011

Filed under: November 2009 — earthood @ 2:45 pm

Linda Chorney

Linda Chorney. Two weeks ago my blog (December 1st) was a copy of my October interview with an amazingly voiced singer, Linda Chorney, who was just beginning the process of submitting her album ‘Emotional Jukebox’ for Grammy nomination consideration. And yes, once again I have not blogged for two weeks allowing extra exposure for my Linda Chorney interview which I consider my finest hour and journalistic achievement since this whole ‘Woodward and Bernstein’(remember them?) shtick began on  July 30, 2011; my first day as a journalist when I covered Old Freehold Day and heard this vibrant feisty singer (of course Linda) do a set before a crowd of people more intent of getting free rides on a hay tractor, back and forth to a suburban New Jersey parking lot. As Humphrey Bogart (Rick) said to Claude Rains (Louis) in ‘Casablanca’ it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I’ve observed the process as Indie (no major record label) Linda Chorney has suited up with determination, drive, depth and spirit and presented herself to the establishment called Grammy Awards. I’m a visual literary guy: I see Joan of Arc, Althea Gibson (one of my life’s heroes. Go Google if you don’t know her), Annie Oakley, Susan B. Anthony, Marian Anderson, Molly Pitcher (Revolutionary War heroine. There’s a hotel near Linda in Red Bank named after her). You see, I like rugged individualists like Linda Chorney. She went out and used the extant tools to bring her musical message to the Grammy voters.

Linda Chorney

Linda Chorney

She’s an Indie. I look at her fellow nominees for Best Americana Album, most of them loaded with Grammy awards already. Linda has now been called the darling of the Grammy awards by many reporters and observers because of the fire of determination to bring awareness to her music far from the maddening crowd of big record labels and money. There’s always a Benedict Arnold, a Dathan (played by Edward G. Robinson in ‘Ten Commandments’) or just another political party on the other side of midnight or an aisle. So I smile sardonically and read the words of some ‘Bob’ or ‘Baker’ guy who are upset because they don’t know her music and don’t think she belongs where she is. Then I look at the United Nations and its inability to reach agreement in ‘Kyoto Protocol’ and I know since the time the Cro Magnons’ played a rendition of soccer right here in Jersey across the street from me, that there will always be towers of babble, ignorance and jealousy as some ‘Bob’ or ‘Baker’ non-entities recently demonstrated and restored my faith in the old adage, “some folks never get it.” As I see it, as objectively as I can be, Linda’s music is wonderful, moving and passionate and deserves to be right in front of all of us with Grammy recognition. I do believe George Washington would’ve loved it too, especially her song from ‘Emotional Jukebox’ called ‘Cherries.’ George did chop down the cherry tree and was honest about it. That’s what I like about Linda Chorney.

Linda Chorney

CONTACT INFORMATION

website:  http://vichywater.net/

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19
Dec
11

MY LETTER TO LEFSETZ

Hello Gorgeous! (Please imagine Barbra Streisand‘s voice for proper effect.)

I thought long and hard before hitting the send button on this one. Ya know that moment…hmm, should I? You’re the president of your Universe, finger hovering over the red button. What will the repercussions be?  Oh well, here comes the finger… BOOOM!

Now that I have been nominated for Best Americana Album – “Emotional Jukebox”, people are all of a sudden trying to handle me. No one can handle a 51 year old woman!

The thing is, this 51 year old woman has worked long and hard to get this recognition in her career. And there are many others out there trying to do the same, like Bobby Messano and Lee Paris, to name a couple I heard on Grammy 365 that didn’t make the next round. I just got lucky.

http://www.cohesionarts.com/2011/12/linda-chorney/

It would be one thing if you listened to my album, and wrote about the music, even if you didn’t care for it. But instead you toss in a blurb that fits in with your Louis C.K. piece, (who I am a huge fan of), and try to discredit me?

And because I do read your blog, I was a bit disappointed. I am confused. I thought you were all about the Independent Artists? You don’t get more independent than I am. I don’t even have an Indi Label. It’s the corporation of me, myself and I. And I’m not sure you thought long and hard before writing what you did about me, and the repercussions it might have, right at the same time the voting process is going on, and how it might influence others that have not heard “Emotional Jukebox.”

Now, I shall attach what I wrote the day I read your blog: Here goes…

You read a couple of press articles while on vacation, in Vail, ironically where I played hundreds of shows, and am performing while you are actually here this week, and you write that I may have “Gamed” the system?

http://www.vaildaily.com/ARTICLE/20111216/AE/111219858/-1/RSS

On what basis? (And what the heck is gaming the system anyway?)

I am not angry here, (well maybe a little), I am just addressing how you are depicting the Grammy 365 community, NARAS, and Independent Artists.

And I quote from your post:

http://lefsetz.com/wordpress/index.php/archives/2011/12/15/louie-ck/

"2. It's all about your tribe. Without a fan base, without an audience, Louis C.K.'s Beacon video would have fallen on deaf ears. You can pay a publicist to get you on "Entertainment Tonight", just don't expect anybody to care. People still believe if you can just cross that threshold, you're in the club. And the way to get there is by signing a deal with a major or working the publicity angle so damn hard that everybody knows you and you're made. But you're not. 
Linda Chorney may have gamed the Grammy system, may have even gotten a bit of mainstream publicity, 
but is anybody listening to her music, has she gained any real fans? 
No. So she can post her nomination certificate on her wall, has a story to tell, but she's moved the ball not an inch as an artist.  It's easy to be famous. It's hard to have fans."

“Is anybody listening to her music, No?” I guess that’s partially correct… You haven’t.
Explain to me how an Independent Artist with no label, team, publicist, or backing may have “gamed” the system?
(I can’t even figure out how to use my damn remote for the tv!)
Just because an unknown has not sold X amount of albums, is there no value to the music?

Do you think the opinions of all NARAS Members who voted for me are invalid?

Do musicians, engineers, writers, and composers not have as good of an ear?

Do you feel that an independent artist should not have the right to be heard?

Have I gained any real fans?

Who do you think voted for me?

Do you think it is wise to mess with a woman going through menopause?!!

No Sir, I did not game the system. And neither do the rest of the Independent Artists on Grammy 365.

I am truly honored and thrilled to have been nominated in Americana with the amazing artists Emmylou Harris, Lucinda Williams, Ry Cooder, and Levon Helm, in a category that has also included 4 of my idols, Robert Plant, Rosanne Cash, Willie Nelson, and Bob Dylan.

All of us that are Indie Artists joined Grammy 365 in hopes that we might be heard. That we might be considered.

And one of them, who happens to be me, Linda Chorney, gets a nomination, so therefore it must be some kind of trick?

And I take from your quote above almost in the same breath as you dissed me:

"Without a fan base, without an audience, Louis C.K.'s Beacon video would have fallen on deaf ears."

Because of Grammy 365, my album EMOTIONAL JUKEBOX did not fall upon deaf ears.

They listened.

"So she can post her nomination certificate on her wall, has a story to tell, but she's moved the ball not an inch as an artist.  It's easy to be famous. It's hard to have fans."

It’s easy to be a critic. It’s hard to do your homework.

Thanks for the mention. I would love to send you my CD. I’ll even sign it for ya! Perhaps gain another fan!

A wise woman sent me this after reading your blog…this probably would have been enough…but I am having too much fun!

Bob, Babs. Babs, Bob.

X,O Grammy Nominee, Linda Chorney



18
Dec
11

KICK OFF!

Round 2 has begun.  So not a heck of a lot of time to blog at the moment…but when the ballots are in..oh boy do I have some things to say!

Wish Me Luck!!

EMOTIONAL JUKEBOX in consideration for BEST AMERICANA ALBUM in the 54th Annual Grammy Awards!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

I still don’t know what I’m going to wear!

But for the next 2 weeks…my pajamas!

14
Dec
11

Who the f$%^ is Paul Schatzkin?

He is my fucking hero.  An article written for Cohesion Arts showed up on my facebook Wall today.

I had never met, or heard of Paul Schatzkin in my life, but with one step up to the plate, he hit a homer for me!

An Emotional Rescue for the Emotional Jukebox.

I thank you, my parents thank you, along with a handful of others.

And now…..read what I will surely frame and cherish for the rest of my life.

http://www.cohesionarts.com/2011/12/linda-chorney/

Here it is in print:

Linda Chorney: Poster Child for A Paradigm Shift

Published December 14, 2011 | By admin

“To create a new paradigm we must refrain from putting energy into the current one.” – Fred M.

Linda Chorney – Grammy Nominee

When I first read this story about an unknown and unheralded singer-songwriter who worked an internalNARAS social network to secure a Grammy Award nomination in theAmericana category, I wasn’t sure what to think.

But after reading some of the reactions to the effort, I know exactly what to think:  You go, girl.

Recapping for those of you who may not be familiar with the story: Linda Chorneyis an “independent” (i.e. no label support) singer-songwriter, touring performer and recording artist from Sea Bright, NJ (just over the bridge from my own home town of Rumson!) who has been working the circuit around the world for over 30 years (believe me, I know the type). As first detailed in this account in Daily Variety:

The resourceful Linda Chorney secured a Grammy nomination in the category of Americana album for her self-produced, self-released “Emotional Jukebox” by taking her mission directly to voters, employing the peer-to-peer function of the Recording Academy’s own site for members, Grammy 365.

Many in the tight-knit Americana community have reacted quizzically, and sometimes vehemently, to Chorney’s nomination, which trumped several well-known artists in the genre.

The whole phenomenon raises all kinds of interesting questions, starting with whether or not Ms. Chorney’s recording conforms with the definition of the category she was nominated in, “Americana.”

The concept of of “Americana” really defies any clear or simple definition.  TheAmericana Music Association, which considers itself the guardian of the genre,defines_Americana as…

“…music that honors and is derived from the traditions of American roots music. It is music inspired by American culture traditions which is not only represented in classic man made / roots based sounds but also through new and contemporary artists whose music is clearly inspired by these great traditions.”

Since its inception in the late 1990s, “Americana” has come to encompass a broad range of musical styles.  Rosanne Cash probably put it best when she said from the stage at the 2010 American Music Awards show at Nashville’s Ryman Auditorium that “Americana is where they put you when you don’t really fit anywhere else…”

By that definition, Linda Chorney’s CD “Emotional Jukebox” certainly qualifies as “Americana.”  So why are so many in the Americana circle so bent out of shape that Ms. Chorney has secured a Grammy nomination in their category?

The indignant reaction reinforces the simmering, sub-surface criticism of  some observers who regard “Americana” as its own insular little world, dominated by a new generation of uber-insiders — despite its origins in the “alt” corner of country music.  These critics observe that certain names that are close to the nucleus of the genre keep coming up, and winning awards year after year.  Case in point:Buddy Miller has won so many “Instrumentalist of the Year” awards that one disgruntled commentator suggested after this year’s awards show that the time had come to rename the category ‘Buddyana.”

To get some sense of the discontent that Ms. Chorney’s nomination has generated within the Americana world, consider this thread of comments that followed the posting of the Daily Variety article to Facebook by Cary Baker, a Los Angeles-based publicist who counts among his clientele some of the luminaries of the genre.

What you see in that thread is a sense of outrage that Ms. Chorney “gamed” the system to secure her nomination, at the expense of numerous “more deserving” artists who either exhibit a higher caliber of artistry — or just fly closer to the center of the Americana orbit.

Did she “game the system,” as so many of these commenters seem to think?  Not according to a NARAS officials quoted in the Variety article:

NARAS’ Freimuth says there is no impropriety in seeking votes through the Grammy 365 site….”(Chorney) was very diligent in her pursuit of attention by the Grammy voters, and it evidently paid off. Enough of the voters received her communications, listened to her music, thought it was worthwhile and voted for it.”

So why all the sturm und drang over her nomination?  By whose reckoning is any one performer more deserving of recognition than any other?

The way I see it, Linda Chorney — whether you like her music, or think it holds up to your standards or not — represents the very essence of the quasi-official definition of Americana, which is buried in the real meaning of that word “roots.”

“Roots music” harkens back to an era before recordings redefined the role of music in our lives.  It recalls the time when people made music for themselves, on the front porch of their cabins, in their parlors, around a campfire, on instruments they played themselves, and sang with their own joyous voices.

“Roots music” invokes the time before music became industrial, before it morphed into a vehicle of mass culture, before there were gatekeepers and tastemakers who dictated what was worthy of a mass audience that could only be assembled by appealing to the lowest common denominator.

I dare say that a lot of the people who created the actual “roots” music the Americana format intends to honor would probably not qualify for any awards in the ears of its contemporary denizens.

But what could be more “roots” than people making music for themselves — as Linda Chorney has done for more than thirty years???  Ms. Chorney’s self-sustained, multi-decade career honors the “great tradition” of people making their own music as much as any of the higher-profile personalities whose possible nomination Ms. Chorney’s precluded.  And for that I say: give this woman a prize.

Which brings me to the other Big Question this dust-up raises: Should Linda Chorney win a Grammy? I dunno.  While others surely think she is not deserving of a Grammy, I’m inclined to think exactly the opposite. I’m not convinced the Grammys are worthy of her.

WTF?

I have watched the Grammy Awards telecast over the past few years with an increasing sense of bafflement.  The Grammy telecast has become a dazzling, pyrotechnic and acrobatic triumph of spectacle over talent. If you don’t believe me, have a look at Pink’s Cirque du Soleil performance at the 2010 Grammy Awards telecast. The woman can sing.  Why does she need to be hoisted into the rafters on a hoop?

And suddenly it dawns on me:  the real purpose the Grammy Awards is not to honor musical achievement, but  to gather the largest possible television audience.  Given that dubious threshold, why is it objectionable that one diligent — if unheralded — performer should find her way into the arena?

Over the past decade everything about the music industry has been disrupted by new technology.  What makes anybody think that the Grammy Awards should be exempt from that disruption?

Those who take issue with Ms. Chorney’s nomination simply fail to recognize the full extent to which the landscape of their business has shifted.  First, new technology transformed the way way music is produced and recorded.  Then it transformed the way recorded music is distributed.   Now somebody has actually used new technology — a social network — for the direct, singular purpose of obtaining a nomination for an award.

And people are  surprised by this?  Does their calendar still say “1994″?

The ramparts of the industrial music monolith have been are crumbling for at least fifteen years now.  That somebody could come out of nowhere — with no  industry sanctioned machinery behind her  — and garner a nomination for a (supposedly?) prestigious award is just one more stone falling out of that wall.

And that stone has fallen on the heads of some of  the erstwhile gatekeepers of Americana.  Linda Chorney has ignored the gatekeepers and gone over the wall.   By landing in the middle of the Grammy party, she’s made herself the poster child for the new paradigm.

Yeah, you go, girl.

–Paul Schatzkin – December 14, 2011

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Congratulations to my fellow nominees!

This is all new to me, duh.  I think it is about time I officially congratulate my fellow Monster Mega Star Nominees for Best Americana Album in the 54th Annual Grammys.

To Emmylou, Lucinda, Levon, and Ry.  yeah, we are on a first name basis now…just kidding, not yet.  You all know their last names.  I’m the only one that needs 6 names…”Who the fuck is Linda Chorney”.

And today I learned more about the voting process.  There are some folks out there, as you may have read, that don’t quite get why I am in there.  They think I somehow infiltrated the system.

These folks, some of whom are on Facebook, are practically cyber  bullying me! What is this? High School?

So today, a member of NARAS that is in support of my music, was pretty angry.  I wasn’t happy about it, but I wasn’t pissed off.

May I encourage any Indi artists out there to join 365?  There is so much talent out there that should be heard.  There is real hope of being considered purely on the music’s merit.  What an amazing opportunity. A real democracy.

And I hope you all get a chance to hear this album, filled with such brilliant musicians…and me.

Now I get why people are telling me I have already won. It is an honor to be nominated.  So bully away!  You can’t bring me down!

And if I may quote my favorite, Forrest Gump, “And that’s all I have to say about that.”




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